A lot better than it looks and an extremely easy to protect problem for... wait for it... these unprecedented times. Start in crack jugs and move right along ledge with creative footwork. Gain slopers and top out right. Top out is most easily protected if you lean to the right.

 Make an argument for v4 if you want in the comments, but this is quite a bit easier than Greenstone Grease (that topout! I agree that one and Goober are both quite stiff for their numbers). There is probably a variation where you veer back left after gaining jugs instead of path of least resistance to the right, but top out will be much sketchier.

Quaran-green

Tabby Cat

Giant Green Goober

Slightly Slighted

Green Dragon

E sharp

Catbird Seat

Greaser Linkup

Life after Greenstone (low right)

Bobcat

Sex After Greenstone

Green Linkup

fontainegreenstone

Green Goblin

Perfect Cat Son

God's Own Greenstone

Life After Greenstone

Shit House Rat

Greenstone Grease

DTRette

Perfect Cat Son Sit

Start on Greenstone Greaser; instead of topping out, traverse left on ledge features to gain Greenstone Goblin. In my opinion, this is the best (or least obnoxious route) on the boulder, as you avoid the Greaser topout and Goblin start, and the optimal traverse solution is pretty neat.Only downside is that even with leaving easy/safe sections unprotected, you pretty much need 3 pads solo: opening Greaser move, traverse crux, and bad landing of Goblin topout.

On Kiddy Pool boulder to the left of Bobcat, sit start and climbs left side of roof up crimps to mantle topout. 

Sit down start matched on a crimps. I'll leave it at that... the beta for this one took a while

Basically this is the left arete of the Life After Greenstone boulder. The first few moves are a little dabby (the rocks on the left are off) but continues up left arete of the boulder, sharing holds with Life After Greenstone but also using features up higher on the arete. Same topout as Life After Greenstone. Not a standout line but fun climbing nonetheless

Start the same as V5 Green Goober. First couple moves are the same. After reaching the left hand jug don't go straight up, instead traverse left to a good side pull. After the side pull there are a few small crimps and a good slot with blind feet. Continue left until reaching a sloppy knob and then top it out. If you've done Green Goober we thought it was a fun way to add a little difficulty. 

 

Climb the obvious off width/wide crack.few pads and a spotter. Not hiust long.

Start on jug on right arete of the Kiddy Pool Boulder. Climb arete using large undercling and compression.

Linkup of two great problems. Start on "Giant Green Goober" and traverse right into "Greenstone Greaser" to finish.

Low right start to "life after greenstone" move through edges and a cool pinch up into the plate edge in the middle below the crux to life after greenstone and finish that line and top out.  More fun start in my opinion. 

Basically below Life after Greenstone and to the right of the kiddie pool. Climbs a brown wall that is slightly overhanging, electric green lichen at ground level. Follow a faint seam feature from obvious starting holds into a slanty jug, then dyno up and right followed by a topout. 

Starts at the end of Green Goblin. Reverses green goblin and climbs out through God's Own Greenstone.

What looks like a little turd is actually some seriously solid stone with beautiful slopers. Only problem is it is extremely short

Sit down start as the same for God's own greenstone, but at the side by side crimps start traversing right

Squat start matched on jug on left side of the Kiddy Pool Boulder. Move up to juggy seam and lock off up and left to a nice flake edge.

Sit down start on a large Jug/Crimp in the back of the save and move straight out of the cave via crimps until you hit some perfect jugs. Moving off the  crimps onto the jugs actually seems to be the crux. Taller climbers can do some foot magic but one of the first ascentionists ended up catching a massive swing. The top is not hard but actually pretty scray. We cleaned and practiced the top on a rope.

SDS in the left corner of the large overhang that is somewhat up an arete. Move up the steepest part of the rock moving left at the top. SPOILERS: this was done in a kneepad. It probably isn't necessary, but that's the beta right now. This is in between the greenstone roof and greenstone grease.

SDS with a left hand on a okay sloper and right very wide on a good crimp. Left foot on a big old foothold. Move left hand to a poor crimp and right hand wide to a good gaston.

Sit down start on a good jug. Either make a massive move (tall people) or use barely there intermediates to top out

Start the same as life after greenstone and do the first 4 moves. before going right hand out to the plate crimp halfway through the problem before the crux. move left out to a sloppy arette with the left hand. establish on the arette and look for the good edge back and left to rock over the top. 

Sit start on sidepulls as Tabby Cat. Pull the first move and traverse left into Perfect Cat Son.

Secluded bushwack accessible boulders with tons of potential for development. All the rock here is greenstone (as is most of the rest of the parkway). Plenty of opportunities for first ascents. Please check out blueridgebouldering.com/. No fires, camping, or leashless dogs.

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Routes in Greenstonia (Ridgeline)