Hard climbing. Very, hard, climbing. Find underclings and two finger pockets...if you can just get past the very, hard, climbing!

One Eared Elephant

Kwiki Mart

Huck if you're horny

The Gobbler

Hung Like a Horse

Dead Parrot

Log Jammin'

Come and Go

Naked at 7-11

Carl Hungus

Loaf & Jug

A long series of difficult to swallow moves at the beginning gives way to in your face five eleven climbing that can be described as sustained in a manner that you can feel all the way in the back of your throat.

Did you find yourself Naked at 7-11 and decided that you need to tick a few more harder moves off of your shopping list?  

  Keep climbing past the first four bolts and chains of Naked at 7-11 and keep going for four more bolts until your shopping cart of desire is full, or you get busted for rocking out with your cock out. 

  Warning! The exposure on this route might cause shrinkage.

Stick clip first bolt and pull a reachy crux around the 2nd to the 3rd. Then it's fun movement on sick pockets and crimps to the roof. Clip the chain and pull up over the roof on jugs. FUN!

According to Urban Dictionary, a Dead Parrot is a surreal dud, a con or a fraud. More than likely coined after a Monty Python sketch in which a customer insists a parrot that he bought is dead much to the pet store owner's chagrin. Probably has nothing to do with the quality of the route. GET ON IT!

A hard-as-hell start, on blonde rock, leads to a hard ass middle section, on blonde rock, that leads to a bitchin' roof pull to a black slab. This one is HUGE! Be prepared to spread your legs and trust the rubber.

A nice steep slab route with some hard delicate pulls using finger tip jugs.

Off-width crack onto a face and up to ceiling.

This route sees far too much traffic and good times to be only three star. It is soon to be a classic, if it is not one already. Enjoy HUGE reaches on HARD TO SWALLOW holds that make their way up a BIG blonde prow feature. Scramble up some more blonde featureless rock to a GIGANTIC roof and DANGLE in mid-air using a slit crack and the right footwork. Invert your ass and heel hook. Grunt and grovel your way up the slab to the anchors. A BIG, HARD route that is guaranteed to make you walk funny the next morning.

Big wall with a large crumbly overhang base.

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