There is a slightly technical start followed by long reaches (if I remember right) goes up pulling bulge before the anchor

Smells Like Otto's Jacket

Anything for You, Birthday Boy

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Unknown 5.9

DuffMan is Thrusting Yes

The Shellbyville Boulder

Tomacco

The Quickie Mart

Unknown

Fun with Flanders

Leftorium

Butter that Bacon

Climb the blunt arête between the two black streaks; directly behind the clump of trees that are almost touching the wall. Still dirty and has a band of that crumbly maple choss about half way up.  If you know name or FA, comment below and I'll add it.

Bouldery start leads to jug hauling for the last few bolts.

Much more crimpy at the beginning than Fun with Flanders. The crux is low, it eases up as you get above the second or third bolt.

This is a slightly overhanging good warm up for some of the other routes.

A good route with great positioning. The crux sits at about the 3/4 mark, just near the anchors. Still cleaning up at the time of this writing, I predict a potential classic? Cool moves, a majority of good rock, and some of the steep! Give it a whirl, its plenty worth it.

There are large red cobbles named after the miracle plant from the Simpsons....".hmmmmm this tastes like grandmas breath"

This follows a black streak that has a reachy sideways move.

Climb up the slabby face to a small over hang and do a few tenuous moves to gain easier ground to the chains. Most of the climbing is really easy, but I found pulling the small roof to be a little tricky.

Located in the middle water streak. A little spicy at the crux, but well protected.

This route starts on positive holds and winds up pulling a fun bulge just before the chains.

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